


ugh i wish boys would text me cute things
i’ll text you cute things
not you
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#that shirt #with those shoes
(Source: dryvodkamartini, via vaudevilleteaparty)

I had an urge to get myself a horse head mask but a friend suggests a unicorn instead. I told him I would look majestic, and he replied: “you’ll be puking/farting rainbows. Thus, this response.
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